All Esther

Here are some of Esther's latest quotes.

Esther: "Mama come here! I draw your hand!"

Me: "Just a minute"

Esther: "Mama right now! 1, 2, 3! That's it! Timeout!"

(I wonder where she gets these things 😭)

I walked into Esther's room after bedtime when she was supposed to be going to sleep. 

Esther: "Mama do you smell something?"

Me: "Yes, what is it?"

Esther: "Poopoos! from me!"

While we were walking in the parking lot

Esther: (singing) Watch out, watch out, cars will getcha, cars will getcha

Esther talking to me while I was in the bath

"Mama you stay right here, no running off ok?"

Me;" Esther sing your favorite song from Moana

Esther; (to wrong tune) "I see water, I be perfect daughter"

Adele was crying in the car

Esther: "She's crying cause she wants love you song (Let me love you)

I locked Esther out of the bathroom so I could have 5 minutes of peace, then I hear her from the other side of the door saying "Oh, Mama lock me out, now I'm sad"

Esther: "I want butterfly wings so I can fly up to the sky and the clouds".

Esther explaining the mechanics of a breastpump

E: "This is my milkshaker, I put it on my belly and the water comes out".

Esther: "Adele has wind coming out of her nose!"

After Adele was laughing hysterically

E: It's not that funny, Dell.

Me: "I spy with my little eye, something red."

E: "Adele's face!"

At church during the prayer

Esther: (very loudly) "DADA! Close your eyes!" (then to me) "I teaching Dada how to do it!"

At church she was stringing cheerios together to make a bracelet

Me: *eats one*

Esther: *aggressive whispering* "No Mama, you can't eat them. Never eat one again, got it? Never do that again Mama."

Esther was playing with an app that had musical instruments

Me: Oh are you playing drums?

Esther: No, not drums! Bongos! Don't call them drums anymore, It's Bongos!

After I found a potted plant that Adele dumped on the floor

Me: Oh no Adele, look what you did!

Esther: (singing) When a baby makes things different, find a way to make things fun!

(This is a song from Daniel Tiger  I sing her whenever Adele is messing her stuff up. 😭)

Earlier this day Esther had jumped on a picture that I was about to hang and broke it. I was super upset about it ha. 

That night we were talking about what reward Esther would get if she stayed in bed.

Me: "What do you want to buy with your stickers? A ball or a bubble machine?"

Esther: "I buy Mama a new picture" </3 </3 </3