Saturday, September 27, 2014

Loquacious Leland

While driving somewhere and directing him with the gps
Me: It says to turn left.
Leland: Let me see it.
Me: Don't you trust me?
Leland: Uhhh, don't make me answer that.

Leland: Do you ever think that maybe Esther is a genius baby and she can already talk but she just hasn't shown us yet?
Me: ....

Me: It's the bachelorette finale tonight!
Leland: I know, I'm so excited!

When Esther was refusing to take her nap:
Leland: It looks like we have a rebel on our hands.

While backseat driving me through a parking lot:
Leland: Are you sure you got this?
Me: Yes I'm fine.
Leland: I know how you have trouble with pillars.

Planning to make his "award winning" chili:
Leland: I don't want you to help.
Me: ok...
Leland: I just want it to be my baby.


  1. These posts are great. Keep 'em coming!

    1. Haha I'm glad you like them. You should start a blog :)


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