Loquacious Leland

So if anyone knows Leland they know that he is anything but loquacious, especially in social settings, but at home he does spit out quite a few gems. So I've decided to copy Camp Patton and do a series about the funny things he says. Or maybe they are only funny to me. I guess we'll see.

Leland sporting the awesome haircut I gave him. (Not. there is a reason it's cropped out of the picture.)

When I told him I was thinking of making black bean brownies

Leland: Does that actually sound good to you?

When Esther got out of her swaddle for the third time in a row:

Leland: She's just a regular Houdini.

Courtney: (walks into the living room one morning)

Leland: Nice sweats

Courtney: What is that supposed to mean?

Leland: I just really like those sweats 

When we were laying in bed talking one night:

Courtney: Do you think maybe Esther has a tongue-tie?

Leland: What? Parseltongue? 

When Esther was losing it during tummy time:

Leland: Okay, okay, you don't need to start foaming at the mouth. 

After Leland came home to see I had bought approximately 10 pounds of clearance easter candy:

Leland: We're going to eat this really slowly, ok?

Ha, right...